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Super Mario Land 2 WITH LYRICS - brentalfloss-103:12

Super Mario Land 2 WITH LYRICS - brentalfloss-1

Original Mario VersionEdit

WARIO:  There's our hero, Mario You rescued Daisy, but I'm sorry, bro A few days ago, I broke into your home, and so Now it's Chateau Wario!


BRENT: Wario has major balls Mario’s castle is missing a wall Since when did he have a castle at all?  But whatever dude,  Now he’s on the move


Enter Voltron Mario’s shoe Be super-careful or you might get screwed There's a big turtle, he's gonna eat you, Let him chow down and now you're his poo.


No raccoon or Tanooki selections,  But the bunny ears will give ya wings Pretty soon, you'll exhume a complete collection Based on every type of flying thing! ...right.


Now it's Crane Game Time let’s do this! Grab a carrot! Grab a flower! Grab a heart, you can't resist! Keep it goin'...


MARIO:  OW MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE HELP ME! OW, WHY DOES THIS EVEN EXIST? ...that was awful OW MY EYEBALL! MOTHERF***ER! WHY, GOD WHY? WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS? GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW. WONDERFUL!


WARIO: Maybe you should have stuck to the plumbing!


MARIO: Maybe you should s*** my ****!


WARIO: Really?


MARIO: Ewww, NO!


BRENT: Jason needs a doctor fast That's what you get with a dollar store mask Mario really should move his fat ass  Before Wario takes the whole place over


Mustached Euro-anglo male Greedy big nose guy is bent on betrayal Wait! Hitler's "Mein Kampf" told the very same tale! Oh snap! Tumblr was right, they hate Jews.


Bovine fish, hippo snot, it gets nutty. Grab a flower, now you're Cherokee. Get inhaled by a whale and check out his gut, he really needs a colonoscopy! KEY CHANGE MOFO!


Now you've got the coins in hand It's time to go make the ultimate stand Wario's just a small balding elf man So yeah, that's Super Mario Laaaaa (It's the sequel) Aaaaaaa (They're not equal) Aaaaaaa (It's the sequel) Super Mario Land… TWO!

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